I have a funny post about things Lizi says.
We are walking around the union, from lunch to Chemistry Lab, and there was a table of missionaries sitting on the Union lawn. One of them walks up to us:
"Hi, do you have time to learn about Jesus Christ?"
Lizi: "NO, we're lesbians."
Then Lizi just walks away leaving the poor missionary wide eyed and scared. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get away from missionaries.